The final part of my fear of flying triptych. You get to actually see the alcohol and valium take effect right before your eyes.
Witness a mind unravel in just a couple of paragraphs…
This was written on a plane and is totally unedited.
Initially we all hate each other. With no indication we assume the worst about everyone. You watch their movements, their dress, the mags they read, their friends, their family unit. I’m not sure about mine so far.
I saw the sky before I got on. I’m no pilot, I’m not nearly hairy enough, but I’m going to say now it looks like shit. Utter shit. It’s like the heavenly dry ice machine was left on overnight.
We have most of our passengers on board on now, but I do see that the door is still open and the whole crew is faring about and having a big old chat. Oh and here’s the pilot out and having a joke with the crew. Get bak inside the cockpit and turn the fucking engine over, or check if we have to go to the petrol station before we take off. And check your fucking take off, it’s a very important part of the whole flying business.
Door is now shut. There are no stragglers that I will have to strangle for holding us up. But I’ve got bigger fish to fry…
The captain,no infact the co pilot, came on to have a little chat. we are to be delayed for 10 to 15 minutes. No reason given, and he did his very best to make sure that he sounded as breezy as the son of a lilo. He was suspicious in his breeziness. I could of course just be paranoid.watching Durango – there something that sits mot right. Amid thatch thing I iChat. Kerry wasshington is the whole shoot ing match. krtrrrynwashingtonis a fucking delight. Straight up
The inflight magazine – surprised not to see Colm in it. The mercantile ad is pure sorcery.
A page of page after hipsters being photo,d by there friends. Here I’m putting out there I,m Giotto set uo introduction sne have a nice see wh really hips eaters are into it right nowput that q in,meant some thing to me. Menta nose mouthing a proper.
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