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Gene Wilder

September 1, 2016

A few nights ago I was watching the MTV Music Awards. It was not by choice. I have a cousin very much involved in that world, and I wanted to see how his segment looked. Despite my best efforts to have stayed hip and up with music “the kids” listen to these days, I found…

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Knee Jerk Commentary • Politics • That Goon Trump

Dear America…

July 28, 2016

Howdy. I’ve been watching you from afar these past few months, and I thought I’d get in touch, because, well, I’m worried about you. Hell, the world is worried about you, and we’re also worried for ourselves. Your quadrennial election saturnalia has always been entertaining to us. What’s not to like? From the painfully long…

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Knee Jerk Commentary • Politics

Emergency Crackshark Brexit Rant

June 24, 2016

I went to bed late last night. The polls indicated the Remain campaign would be victorious. So I shut down the computer, went to sleep and had a wonderful dream about going back into a barber to have him fix the haircut he had left me with earlier in the same dream. When I awoke…

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Knee Jerk Commentary

Big Brother: Punch Edition

August 12, 2015

There is a theory in Physics and Cosmology known as the Multiverse, in which they hypothesise an infinite number of universes existing side by side. This is what we are referring to when we use the term Parallel Universe. If this hypothetical idea were ever to be proven, it would stand to reason that in…

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