Hello Earthlings. My name would be difficult for your one mouth to pronounce, so let’s just call me Simon. Simon the Alien. I am an adventurer and traveler like your, how do you say, Snowboarders or David Attenboroughs. Having been here on Earth for a little while documenting my experiences for my intergalactic blog, I…
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