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Get To Know The Devil – Part 3

November 9, 2017

We need a boogie man to keep the congregation in line. You Mean a bogeyman? What’d I say? Boogie Man. Shit. Yes. Of course. Bogeyman. A Boogie man would be wholly inappropriate.                                               …

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Get To Know The Devil – Part 2

October 26, 2017

“Ever try apples…?” A snake. Of all the things you would think should get a lot of column inches in the Bible, Lucifer’s rebellion and his subsequent defeat is almost glossed over, relatively speaking, given the length of a story in the Bible about a talking donkey. After all, history is written by the victors,…

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Get To Know The Devil – Part 1

October 17, 2017

“At Vienna, one of the audience affirmed publicly that my performance was not surprising, for he had distinctly seen, while I was playing my variations, the devil at my elbow, directing my arm and guiding my bow. My resemblance to the devil was a proof of my origin” Niccol0 Paganini I recently watched a UFC…

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Lists • Space Adventures

5 Ways To Make Space Exciting Again

June 24, 2016

Astronaut Gene Cernan is the subject of a documentary called The Last Man On The Moon. At one point he is interviewed at his ranch, sitting on his porch staring up at an infinite clear night sky. The camera moves from Gene to show a giant full moon, and he reminisces about having to remind…

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Food & Drink

Sandwich 101

October 14, 2015

Recently it has become apparent that white bread is not my friend. Perhaps it never was, but some personal detective work managed to link the ingestion of white bread with what feels like a shark attack inside me. The shark prowls about gnashing its considerable teeth forcing my stomach to expand as everything else in…

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Religon

The Afterlife And You

September 25, 2015

Don’t freak out, but you’re dead! Welcome to the Afterlife! You had a good run, and all of us here thoroughly enjoyed watching your life, so thank you for all the entertainment. We know that the transition from life to afterlife can be a lot to take in, but please remember everyone in history has…

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