Astronaut Gene Cernan is the subject of a documentary called The Last Man On The Moon. At one point he is interviewed at his ranch, sitting on his porch staring up at an infinite clear night sky. The camera moves from Gene to show a giant full moon, and he reminisces about having to remind…
Hello Earthlings. My name would be difficult for your one mouth to pronounce, so let’s just call me Simon. Simon the Alien. I am an adventurer and traveler like your, how do you say, Snowboarders or David Attenboroughs. Having been here on Earth for a little while documenting my experiences for my intergalactic blog, I…
Don’t freak out, but you’re dead! Welcome to the Afterlife! You had a good run, and all of us here thoroughly enjoyed watching your life, so thank you for all the entertainment. We know that the transition from life to afterlife can be a lot to take in, but please remember everyone in history has…
My name is, well unless you have 6 sets of vocal chords you won’t be able to pronounce it, so let’s just call me Simon. I am an intergalactic adventurer and explorer with a thirst for knowledge, and blood! I kid, I kid, just knowledge. My mission in life is to learn about the Universe…
