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The Plane Chronicles • Travel Hassles

The Valium Flights

June 3, 2016

The following words were written on 3 different planes on a return trip to LA in February of this year. I hate flying, and usually use alcohol to calm my nerves. In this case I more or less relied on Valium. As my mind races I try to write down exactly what I am thinking…

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The Plane Chronicles No.3 – The Drugs Take Effect

September 10, 2015

The final part of my fear of flying triptych. You get to actually see the alcohol and valium take effect right before your eyes. Witness a mind unravel in just a couple of paragraphs… This was written on a plane and is totally unedited. Initially we all hate each other. With no indication we assume…

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The Plane Chronicles No.2 – The Superbowl Unpleasantness

August 18, 2015

The Plane Chronicles No.2 –  The Superbowl Unpleasantness The following is a brief document of thoughts that I fired down on a flight to Arizona just before the Superbowl. Once again I was heavily self medicated and none of this has been edited. Saw a fatter bellied man than I of similar age. He is…

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The Plane Chronicles No.1 – Train Of Thought Experiment

July 31, 2015

The following is the actual train of thought I had on a recent flight. I abhor flying and so I usually self medicate with alcohol and a variety of prescription tablets. This is exactly what went on in my head during the flight. It has not been edited. And to my horror I realised the seatbelt was…

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