Hello Earthlings. My name would be difficult for your one mouth to pronounce, so let’s just call me Simon. Simon the Alien. I am an adventurer and traveler like your, how do you say, Snowboarders or David Attenboroughs. Having been here on Earth for a little while documenting my experiences for my intergalactic blog, I…
These days it’s very difficult to be alone with your thoughts. Every waking moment is filled with all forms of media, hijacking our thought processes and cluttering our minds. A billboard sighting during your peaceful walk might cause you to imagine nothing but horrible yet somehow delicious McDonald’s burgers for the whole excursion. Then there’s…
Do you know your movies? These are less movie descriptions, and more a sort of mental shorthand I use when storing them in my head to save space. I have deliberately gone for well known movies here to ease people in. How many can you get? 1 – Villain and cop switcharoo, shooting doves. 2…
