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True Stories

True Story – The Cork Incident

December 10, 2015

I was dreaming. It was one of those “now I’m doing this…wait, now I’m over here” dreams. What turned out to be the final scene took place in the familiar environs of my bathroom at home. For a dream, that’s about as exotic as setting a Bond movie final showdown in Scotland. Yes that actually…

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Everyday Struggle

Good vs Evil

November 26, 2015

Which You Is In Charge? There are three of me. Only one of us has to deal with consequences. That’s the one you all see. The other two guys are constantly bickering, constantly vying for my attention. My body and mind are the ship, these 2 are the mouthy co-pilots, the backseat drivers. Every decision…

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Angry Rants

A Morning Ruined

August 29, 2015

The alarm went on the phone, and I awoke suddenly from a mild nightmare (no real danger or monsters, just that inability to run quicksand leg bullshit). Bleary eyed, horrifically confused and lying dangerously on my left arm, I reached over, grabbed the phone and answered its alarm “Hello… Hello!?………Shit…” It was 7.20am. The actual…

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